December 18, 2002

Belly Up to the Bar, Boys

Say kids, ever felt that you wanted a tasty snack but you didn't know whether your choice was sanctioned by the Almighty? Worry no more, o sons and daughters of righteousness, for the Bible Bar is here!. Yes that's right, the only candy bar made from seven ingredients recommended by the Book of Deuteronomy. And for those with a real sweet tooth try Sacred Nectar -- made from three of God's most precious substances: Royal Jelly, Pollen and Honey. Feeling a little sluggish in the plumbing department? Then it's time for Bible Granola! It's what made Moses a regular guy.

Posted by at December 18, 2002 01:12 AM