For those who love their conspiracy theories served up hot and rabid London's left-wing newspaper "The Independent" offers the following analysis by Robert Fisk. Scarcely pausing to wipe the foam from his lips as he writes, Fisk lays the blame for the impending war against Saddam on a Jewish cabal in the Bush administration. These "sinister men" wish to deprive Iraq of its atomic weapons [Dexter's note: I thought Iraq didn't have any] so that Israel can maintain its nuclear monopoly in the Middle East and colonise the Arab world.
Now that Fisk has ripped the blinkers from my eyes I can see clearly the hand of international Zionism in this -- and in many other cases that have baffled scientists and my own mental health professionals for years. The sinking of the Titanic, the murder of Paul Wellstone, the otherwise inexplicable fame of George Clooney: it's those pesky Jews. They invented AIDS; they have covered-up the connection between Martians and the Oklahoma bombing; they have denied me the lucrative career in taxidermy which I so richly deserve. It's the Jews who broadcast the instructions that Americans receive subconsciously through the fillings in their molars. Luckily for Planet Earth, Fisk and a few brave men are too smart for them; they have wrapped their heads in tinfoil to block the messages and conduct their gallant war of resistance against the Zionists and their alien lackeys. It's the Matrix I tell you! It's real! But the voices.. . the voices...
Posted by at February 16, 2003 01:24 AM